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TEQUILA ROSE VIRGINITY BLUES by Wendy Jane

Through a Haze Snarkly, Into the Possibility of Love: a Helen Borel,MFA,PhD review

OPEN this jam-packed, descriptively tight little story with enough precious asides to tickle the fancy of any reader constrained by only a short space of time to sink into some stimulating fiction. Wendy Jane’s TEQUILA ROSE VIRGINITY BLUES is just bite-sized enough to bring you a swift, fun respite from whatever’s challenging your day. A romp through a, sometimes intense, bauble of a tease-y tale.

ENTER the outset, to experience the author planting visions of “alcohol-marinated brain cells” in your reading mind, to explain her protagonist’s post-inebriated state. You’ll feel engulged as her imaginative language evokes images and feelings you may easily identify with frrm your own analogous adventures. Like, “My desiccated tongue flapped inside my mouth like a beached dolphin struggling for the tide line.” Like that line, Wendy Jane’s bio-descriptive, well-honed voice propels her vivid story forward. The writer luring you forth to keep reading, to keep craving more such gems.

FEEL her poetic technique. At times, this unusual writer rhythmatizes her words, visually making them appear like poetry, staccato-like, stating solo word after solo word, following each with a period. An original technique that works particularly well in the context of Wendy Jane’s Tequila Rose thought-narrative. Thus, this most original, inspired juxtaposition of words, lets you joltedly feel the action as her character stumbles, victim of her alcohol-soaked brain, to the door to greet a male visitor. “Focus. Not. Going. To. Be. Sick. In. Front. Of. Man. Hammering. On. My. Door.” And, this author is very gifted at conjuring visuals in a reader’s mind, like “…his denim-clad thighs”. And, “Laughter sparked in his aquamarine eyes”. And, “Two dimples creased his face”. It appears a mystery man has brought her “the hangover kit”. Some challenging back-and-forth ensues which you’ll enjoy when you encounter it.

TOUR A BRIEF HISTORY OF SELF-PITY: At age thirty, in receipt of a publisher’s rejection notice, “…no thanks…blah blah blah,” our heroine broods. Speaking of “broods,” enter her mother. Now our post-alcoholic-night old-maid storyteller complains about her mom, who’s desperate for grandchildren from her only child. So, soon, there’s maternal intrusion pummeling Tequila Rose’s door after the creased-face guy with the Levi-thighs leaves, and after she’s gingerly stepping from her shower.

EXPERIENCE AN IN-BRAIN MOTHER CONFLICT: Whines the author’s self-castigating heroine, “In my lamentable thirty years, I’ve yet to win an argument with my mother.”
Most of the time, her mother, Evangeline, calls our brooding heroine, “Teq”. This time, though, she stretches out her child’s full name. “‘Tequila Rose,’ her mother demands determinedly, ‘I want grandchildren while I’m still young enough to hula-hoop.’” And, thus, Teq’s boundary-crossing mom swiftly gifts her a speed-dating invite.

Apparently, Evangeline has had a habit of consoling her daughter with questionable imbibings, too. So reports Teq, “Once I’d succumbed to her offering of a sure-fire elixir to cure the flu. The next three days had sped by in a psychedelic blur of kaleidoscopic colours and imaginary friends.” Such are the author’s vivid descriptions that spice up this deliciously-served, emotionally-engaging short story.

ATTEND TEQ’s SPEED-DATING ADVENTURE: Suddenly, Teq Rose is at the venue, speed-dating for real, a man plopped in a chair facing her which the author describes so describingly. “His torso lurched across the table until his elbows rested on either side of my wine glass and his face was only scant inches from mine. My personal space-invader alarm jangled as I counted the nose-hairs curling out of his nostrils….Like a fire-breathing dragon, he expelled his first question directly into my face.” This kind of writing is pictorially vivid and olfactorily rich in real-life visualizations and smell-sensings. Writing replete…a tale drenched with the aromas of vomitus, alcohol, halitosis and other odoriferous minglings, causing words, to the reader, to turn into sensibilities humanly familiar, picturesque and potent. The story’s images are made vivid by this descriptives-gifted writer. And there’s a surprise at the close of this scene.

Finally, so as not to give away THE FINESSED ENDING, I won’t reveal it. Let Wendy Jane (aka W.J. Scott when the author is penning works in other genres) deliver those gut-smashing scenes directly into the heart of your imagination as she did mine. Grab it. Because you, along with this author’s many readers, are in for a plot-twisting surprise.

And you can visit the author here: http://www.wendyjscott.com

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Ellie Collins’ MYLEE IN THE MIRROR

Self-Reflections with a Mythical Mentor

a Helen Borel, MFA,PhD review

     A teenage triumph of a writer is firmly planted in our literary midst.  Normally, “writing talent” and “teenage girl” would never gel together.  However, in the case of writer Ellie Collins, a pretty, varied-interests girl, we have a gifted anomaly.  Such maturity in the insights of this young writer as she observes the sad change in her grandmother’s living arrangements as her main character, Mylee, gently informs her Grammy Jean: “‘Grammy…there’s a bus that runs in the afternoon from the stop at the other end of our street to the street next to the one the Kirkland Heights Retirement Home is on.'”

“Grammy didn’t need any more stress today, of all days.”  And, once at the old age home, and mother Sharron had finished with the director’s intake documents, deft writer Ellie Collins observes Mylee like so:  “She hugged Grammy Jean goodbye, willing all her love and support to soak into Grammy and keep her strong until [she] could get back, which she promised to do in a few days.”  Such a grown-up expression of empathy from this teen writer.  Another:  Schoolmate Ty, objecting to an invite to Mylee from “badass” Sam, the football player, which she accepts, squirms in italicized thoughts, “‘Noooooooo!!! What is she doing?  She can’t encourage this moron; he’s all wrong for her! Ty bit the inside of his cheek to keep from voicing his objections.'”

What follows are hip high-school kids – a coterie of tight friends Lilith, Serena, Ty and Mylee – bantering, teasing, testing pre-adulthood in school halls, in lunchrooms, and outdoors.  And note this young writer’s accomplished descriptive gift:  After presenting her reader with a troubling scene of an icy dinner atmosphere between her parents, an insufferable silence, Collins has her Mylee character (who wanted to watch TV in the living room) experience “…the clouds of tension hovering over Mom and Dad had moved with them from the dining room to the living room….”  Which cloistered Mylee in her room.

Before their trip to the old age home, when sorting Grammy Jean’s possessions in the attic, Mylee happens upon a dazzling collection of hand mirrors.  So entrancing.  Collins describes each lovingly – with etchings, carvings, embroideries.  Mylee favors the pewter one with the winter scene.  This became the find of all time.  The golden one.  It’s intricacy stunned her.  Bejeweled.  Dazzling.

Now, hold your breath.  What she then sees in this spectacular mirror is not her now self, not her earthly room surrounds.  What she views is a garden with a flutterflying butterfly.  Mystery is buildinng as Ellie Collins snares you in her giftedly-crafted, off-the-beaten-track tale.  She has Mylee escaping from her parents’ dysfunctional yelling into the beginnings of a mythic world.

Meanwhile, interspersed, in the real world, Mylee is experiencing all the ups-and-downs and angst and impulsivities of millions of pretty and popular teenage girls.  And exceptionally mature for a teenage kid oppressed by the dread parental moods hanging over her, afflicting her natural exuberant normalcy.

Soon, that golden mirror inflicts – not reflects – a blue-eyed blond woman – claiming that Hermes, the Messenger God will pay for hiding her mirror.  She’s Aphrodite, goddess of beauty and love.  Thus, by merely gazing into it, Mylee can conjure her own private Skype friend, albeit from a mythical world. And from an autocratic ancient. A testy mentor.  Still, together they conspire to swap Hermes’ caduceus for a fake one, as payback.  Whereupon, Mylee enlists Aphrodite as a confidante about her teenage throes and her parents’ woes.

It’s amazing how this young girl manages to escape from an ordinary, commonly-experienced pre-adult existence – divorce-prone parents, a loving grandma already neatly tucked away in old age, plus friends, admirers and a home-coming date – into ancient Greek mythologic conspiracies among beautiful gods and goddesses.

Suddenly, in a later chapter, the goddess is taking advice from the human teen goddess, all blond and green-eyed, too.  And, instead of behaving like an ancient seeress, Aphrodite is transformed by Mylee’s wisdom, into a co-conspirator-confidante.  How Ellie Collins captured this magical transformation is embedded in her bold writing gift, making this transition of Aphrodite and Mylee, kind of reversing roles, feel flowingly natural.

Finally, there’s the gift the goddess bestows on Mylee, both spiritual and concrete.  And, thus, Aphrodite’s beleaguered husband, the god Hephaestus, is lifted from cuckold-bound to loved partner by the wisdom of a young girl.  Thereby paralleling Ellie Collins’ main character’s maturity with her own astoundingly evolved writing.  And at such a natal stage.